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ANNOUNCER:
Newsreel of the Stars.

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 Dateline: Hollywood, 1930.

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 The Warner Brothers Studio.

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 Here at the studio's
 new Animation Department,

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 the artists toiled endlessly
 to come up with cartoon stars,

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 ultimately creating
 three new characters:

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 The Warner brothers

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 and their sister, Dot.

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ALL:
Hello, Nurse.

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 Unfortunately, the Warner kids

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 were totally out of control.

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ALL:
Boingy, boingy,
boingy, boingy.

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 The trio ran amok
 throughout the studio...

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until their capture.

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 The Warners' films,

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 which made absolutely no sense,

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 were locked away
 in the studio vault,

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 never to be released.

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 As for the Warners themselves,

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 they were locked away
 in the studio water tower,

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 also never to be released.

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 Publicly, the studio
 has disavowed any knowledge

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 of the Warners' existence

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 to this very day,

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 when the Warners escaped.

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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *

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* And we're zany to the max *

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* So just sit back and relax *

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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *

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* And the Warner sister, Dot *

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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *

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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *

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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *

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* And now you know the plot *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *

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 * Wakko packs away the snacks *

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* We've got wisecracks
By the stacks *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Meet Pinky and the Brain *

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 * Who want to rule
 The universe *

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 * Goodfeathers flock together *

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 * Slappy whacks 'em
 With her purse *

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 * Buttons chases Mindy *

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 * While Rita sings a verse *

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* The writers flipped
We have no script *

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* Why bother to rehearse? *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *

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* We're zany to the max *

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* There's bologna
In our slacks *

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* We're Animan-y *

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* Totally insane-y *

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* Here's the show's name-y *

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* Animaniacs *

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* Those are the facts *

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ANNOUNCER:
 It's Mime Time.

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 Today on Mime Time:

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 Swimming in an imaginary ocean.

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 The end.

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MAN:
 * When the birds
 Hit the street *

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 * Looking for food to eat *

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 * That's Goodfeathers *
 * That's Goodfeathers *

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 * When I'm cooin' at you
 And you're cooin' at me *

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 * That's Goodfeathers *

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 * Take no guff
 'Cause they're tough *

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 * Strut their stuff
 No cream puffs *

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 * That's Goodfeathers *

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SQUIT:
As far back as I can remember,
 the city was dangerous,

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 especially at night.

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 Wise guys who've never even
 seen the light of day

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 stalk the meanstreets.

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[ALL GASP]

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[ALL SCREAM]

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 At night,
 everybody's on the prowl

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 for unsuspecting victims.

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 Like us pigeons.

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[OWL SQUAWKS,
GOODFEATHERS SCREAM]

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Ow! Oh! What is that, a rope?

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We're gettin' hogtied.

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My toe! Ratatouille!

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Hoot! Heh-heh!

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First time pigeon hunting

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and I bag three
big, fat, juicy ones. Heh-heh!

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Hey, you are pigeons,
aren't you?

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I hate to admit it,
but I, uh, never saw one before.

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Pigeons?
What pigeons?

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Are you a pigeon?
What? Who, me?

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No.
You a pigeon?

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Last time I looked. Ooh!

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We're no pigeons.

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No? Well,
what are you?

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We're, uh, macaroni birds.

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Yeah, that's what we are.

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Well, you, uh,
macaroni birds

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know what a pigeon
looks like?

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Yeah, sure.
Forget about it.

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Pigeons dipsy-doodle around
on pointy toes.

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They got, uh,
stubby molars.

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Some got antlers
up top. Bip, bip, bip.

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You can't miss 'em.
Oh, yeah.

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Hey, thanks for setting me
straight, macaroni birds.

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See you.

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[ALL LAUGHING]

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Bada-bing, we fooled
that fledgling,

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you know what I'm saying?
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

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Heh!

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I don't know,
Goodfeathers.

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It doesn't seem right lying
to an egg-fresh owl.

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Sometimes you gotta
act fraudulent

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to survive, Squit.

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Lies'll get you
in the end.

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Oh. Whatever you say,
Pinocchio.

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[WHISTLES]
Hey, yo! I got one. I got one.

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[LAUGHING]

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That's a skunk.
It is?

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Yeah, you can always
ID a skunk

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by his bushy body
and white stripes.

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And it has two glands
near the inferior extremity

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of the alimentary canal
which secretes

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an extremely offensive-smelling
fluid.

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Ah, Squit,
Squit.

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Don't do that, Squit.
Hey, uh...

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Oh, Squit.

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P-yew,
that's cheesy.

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Phew!

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Toe jam fettuccine.

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We will be stenchified
for 32 weeks.

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Awww.
I thought that was a pigeon.

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Hey, you sure
you ain't pigeons?

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I'm telling ya,
we're macaroni birds.

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Look, you see a crusty animal
with a dangly neck thing

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hanging down like one of them
cock-a-doodlers,

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and maybe a dorsal fin coming
outta the side of his head?

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Ba-da-boom, that's a pigeon.

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Go on, get one.

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You can't miss 'em.

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[LAUGHTER]

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That's some gullible
baby birdette.

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[CHUCKLING]
PIPSQUEAK: Hey, macaroni birds.

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Oh, no.
Hey, I got one.

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Got crusty skin
and everything.

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That's no pigeon.

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That's a sewer gator.
It is?

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Put it back.
Stuff it in the hole.

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BOTH:
Put it back.

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[GROWLING]

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[GRUNTS]

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Awww,
I messed up again.

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Hey, you swear
you're not pigeons?

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I swear
on my mama's lasagna.

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Listen, owl,
for the last time,

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pigeons are, uh,
big, real big.

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They got whiskers
thick as my head

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pokin' out of their skulls.

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They got noses all over,

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and their torsos
are bloated out with appendages.

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Ohhh.

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I think
I seen one of them.

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You did?
Yeah.

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Hey, thanks,
macaroni birds.

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[LAUGHING]

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How dumb
can you get?

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[ALL GRUNT]

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Okay, this time I got one.
[PIGEONS GRUNTING]

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Found him hanging
around the zoo.

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Ungh!

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[TRUMPETING]

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Man, oh, man. He pulled in
a pachyderm over here.

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[SCREAMS]

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[SCREAMS]

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[SCREAMS]

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Come on out of the pigeon,
macaroni birds,

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and we'll eat him.

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BOBBY:
This ain't no pigeon.

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SQUIT:
It's an elephant.

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It is?
PESTO: Yeah, yeah.

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Only elephants
got vacuum-cleaner schnozes.

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[SNEEZES]

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Aw, gee, I keep messing up.
Okay, tell me again:

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What's a pigeon look like,
huh? Come on, tell me.

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No matter what,
I'll get one.

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That's it. I give up.

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Hey, I'm a pigeon.

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You? No,
you're a macaroni bird.

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No, no, no,
no, no, no, no.

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You want the truth?
I'm a pigeon.

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Yeah, yeah.
We're all pigeons.

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We tried to fool ya.
Sorry, kid.

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We Goodfeathers are usually
on the up-and-up.

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Goodfeathers?
You are Goodfeathers?

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Yeah,
we're Goodfeathers.

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Hoot! Hey, we're not allowed
to hunt Goodfeathers

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on account of all the owls
in the city

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made a deal with the Godpigeon.
See ya.

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[CHUCKLES]

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Bada-bing, what do you know
about that?

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[GIGGLES]
We're a protected species.

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I knew you'd come clean,
Pesto,

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'cause
you are honorable.

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What you mean by that?
I said, you're honorable.

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I am honorable?
What are you saying?

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I'm some tubby
Supreme Court justice

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here to peruse
your legal briefs?

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Is that what you're saying?
No, I'm not saying that.

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You're saying
that I am honorable.

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Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm
saying.

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That's it.
Here comes the judge!

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I'll give you honorable
with a gavel upside the head.

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Take that and that.
I got your legal brief.

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Hey, yo,
what is this?

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Hey, coo it, owl.
You can't hunt us.

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We're Goodfeathers.

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Hey, you lied about being
macaroni birds.

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You're probably lying about
being Goodfeathers too.

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PESTO:
Ow, ouch, that hurts.
My brains are bouncing.

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BOBBY:
Oh, man, oh, man.
I'm getting skinned over here.

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SQUIT:
I told you lies would get us
in the end. Ow!

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ANNOUNCER:
 It's Mime Time.

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 Today on Mime Time:

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 Walking an imaginary dog.

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[BARKING, GROWLING]

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 The end.

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MINDY:
Buttons!

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Oh, Buttons.

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[CRASH]

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[GIGGLES]

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Silly puppy.

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[SNORING]

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MOTHER:
Now, Mindy,
I want you to stay right here,

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and play with your choo-choo
whistle.

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Mommy has a bad headache
from hearing it.

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[WHISTLE BLOWS, MOTHER YELPS]

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No, Mindy,

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darling.

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Now, Buttons...
Hmm?

253
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...don't you let Mindy get
her nice, clean clothes dirty.

254
00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:42,033
And, Mindy,
keep your hands clean.

255
00:10:42,033 --> 00:10:43,701
Okay, lady.

256
00:10:43,701 --> 00:10:46,033
Not lady. Mom.

257
00:10:46,033 --> 00:10:48,267
Okay, lady,
I love you. Bye-bye.

258
00:10:48,267 --> 00:10:49,801
MOTHER:
This is a test.

259
00:10:49,801 --> 00:10:52,234
This is only a test.

260
00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:53,601
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

261
00:10:53,601 --> 00:10:55,801
Choo-choo,
Mindy train.

262
00:10:55,801 --> 00:10:57,634
Wheee!

263
00:10:57,634 --> 00:10:58,801
[SNORING]

264
00:10:58,801 --> 00:11:00,467
[LAUGHING]

265
00:11:00,467 --> 00:11:02,067
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

266
00:11:02,067 --> 00:11:03,467
[WHIMPERS]

267
00:11:03,467 --> 00:11:05,100
[SQUEALS]

268
00:11:08,634 --> 00:11:10,400
[WHIMPERING]

269
00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:14,601
[LAUGHS]

270
00:11:14,601 --> 00:11:16,868
Buttons jump high.

271
00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:25,834
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING]

272
00:11:25,834 --> 00:11:27,634
Oooooh.

273
00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:31,000
Big whistle.

274
00:11:34,968 --> 00:11:36,534
[GRUNTS]

275
00:11:37,634 --> 00:11:38,934
[SCREAMS]

276
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,767
Big whistle.

277
00:11:42,767 --> 00:11:45,267
Wheeeee!

278
00:11:51,634 --> 00:11:53,834
Bye-bye, Buttons.

279
00:12:18,267 --> 00:12:19,267
[GRUNTS]

280
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:24,300
Funny Buttons.

281
00:12:26,501 --> 00:12:27,734
[GRUNTS]

282
00:12:30,534 --> 00:12:31,801
[GRUNTS]

283
00:12:32,534 --> 00:12:33,667
[WHIMPERING]

284
00:12:41,934 --> 00:12:45,234
Ooh, shiny.

285
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:49,067
[BUTTONS YELPING]

286
00:12:51,767 --> 00:12:54,367
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]

287
00:12:54,367 --> 00:12:55,934
Whistle.

288
00:13:02,534 --> 00:13:04,767
Dirty hands.

289
00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:10,834
[***]

290
00:13:12,467 --> 00:13:14,400
[WHIMPERING]

291
00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:41,868
Hands dirty.

292
00:13:41,868 --> 00:13:44,834
Here, honey,
let me help.

293
00:13:44,834 --> 00:13:46,167
Water.

294
00:13:46,167 --> 00:13:47,400
Water.

295
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,868
[SCREAMS]

296
00:13:50,868 --> 00:13:52,601
A water rat.

297
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,000
[BUTTONS HOWLS]

298
00:13:58,667 --> 00:14:01,100
Hi, Mr. Man,
what you doing?

299
00:14:01,100 --> 00:14:03,434
Getting ready
to let all the passengers off.

300
00:14:03,434 --> 00:14:06,033
Why?
We're coming into the station.

301
00:14:06,033 --> 00:14:09,067
Why?
So the engine can turn around.

302
00:14:09,067 --> 00:14:11,667
Why?
For the return trip.

303
00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:13,334
Now skedaddle.

304
00:14:13,334 --> 00:14:15,868
Okay, I love you.
Bye-bye.

305
00:14:15,868 --> 00:14:17,868
[***]

306
00:14:27,801 --> 00:14:29,834
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]

307
00:14:31,033 --> 00:14:32,467
[EXHALES]

308
00:14:32,467 --> 00:14:34,667
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]

309
00:14:36,868 --> 00:14:38,234
[YELPS]

310
00:14:49,133 --> 00:14:50,801
Woo-weeeee!

311
00:14:50,801 --> 00:14:52,767
[WHIMPERING]

312
00:14:57,801 --> 00:14:58,968
Wooooo.

313
00:14:58,968 --> 00:15:00,000
Tick-tocks.

314
00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:03,801
[GIGGLES]

315
00:15:05,534 --> 00:15:07,968
CONDUCTOR:
All aboard.

316
00:15:12,033 --> 00:15:13,934
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]

317
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,367
[BOTH SCREAMING]

318
00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:37,300
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]
Big whistle.

319
00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:42,801
[GASPS]

320
00:15:46,734 --> 00:15:48,167
MINDY:
Wheeeee!

321
00:15:57,167 --> 00:15:58,267
[WHINING HAPPILY]

322
00:15:58,267 --> 00:16:00,534
MOTHER:
Buttons, what did I tell you?

323
00:16:00,534 --> 00:16:02,501
Just look
at Mindy's clothes.

324
00:16:02,501 --> 00:16:05,601
No biscuit for you,
Mr. Irresponsible.

325
00:16:05,601 --> 00:16:07,634
[COOING HAPPILY]

326
00:16:09,834 --> 00:16:11,367
[YELPING]

327
00:16:13,267 --> 00:16:14,467
[LAUGHS]

328
00:16:14,467 --> 00:16:16,467
Silly Buttons.

329
00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:22,534
ANNOUNCER:
 It's Mime Time.

330
00:16:22,534 --> 00:16:23,634
[***]

331
00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:26,167
 Today on Mime Time:

332
00:16:26,167 --> 00:16:29,133
 Driving an imaginary car.

333
00:16:39,934 --> 00:16:41,367
 The end.

334
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,734
[PHONE RINGING]

335
00:16:45,734 --> 00:16:47,667
* She's Katie Ka-Boom *

336
00:16:47,667 --> 00:16:49,167
 * Katie Ka-Boom *

337
00:16:49,167 --> 00:16:52,000
 * She lives in a house
 With a garden in bloom *

338
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,234
 * Her family knows
 That anytime soon *

339
00:16:55,234 --> 00:16:58,400
 * Their little lady Katie
 Goes ka-boom *

340
00:17:00,634 --> 00:17:02,634
[***]

341
00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:07,968
MOM:
Katie.

342
00:17:07,968 --> 00:17:09,901
Katie, darling.

343
00:17:09,901 --> 00:17:11,067
Vrooom.

344
00:17:11,067 --> 00:17:12,534
I'm right here,
Mother.

345
00:17:12,534 --> 00:17:15,100
What time will Jared
be picking you up for your date?

346
00:17:15,100 --> 00:17:16,968
Seven o'clock,
and it's not a date.

347
00:17:16,968 --> 00:17:19,367
We're just seeing a movie
and having pizza after.

348
00:17:19,367 --> 00:17:22,367
My mistake.
Vroom, vroom.

349
00:17:23,767 --> 00:17:25,868
[***]

350
00:17:25,868 --> 00:17:29,868
I trust you'll be home
at a-a proper hour, princess?

351
00:17:29,868 --> 00:17:31,100
Pfff.

352
00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:33,901
Okay, Daddy.
I won't be late.

353
00:17:33,901 --> 00:17:35,133
[TICKING]

354
00:17:39,501 --> 00:17:40,701
[GASPS]

355
00:17:42,734 --> 00:17:44,968
Argh, he's late.

356
00:17:44,968 --> 00:17:47,801
I've been stood up.

357
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,133
Oh, sound the alert!
Sound the alert!

358
00:17:51,133 --> 00:17:52,968
Man the battle stations!

359
00:17:52,968 --> 00:17:54,133
[BLARING]

360
00:17:54,133 --> 00:17:55,133
[BEEPING]

361
00:17:55,133 --> 00:17:56,968
I've been stood up.

362
00:17:56,968 --> 00:17:59,067
I've been stood up.

363
00:17:59,067 --> 00:18:03,000
I've been stood up!

364
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,033
Vroom-- Oh!

365
00:18:05,033 --> 00:18:07,267
[ROARS]

366
00:18:07,868 --> 00:18:09,267
Mommy.

367
00:18:09,267 --> 00:18:10,634
Calm down, Katie.

368
00:18:10,634 --> 00:18:12,167
You're overreacting.

369
00:18:12,167 --> 00:18:15,767
[GHASTLY VOICE]
I am not overreacting, Mom.

370
00:18:18,334 --> 00:18:21,601
I'm a teenager.

371
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:24,434
Listen to your mother, Katie.
She loves you.

372
00:18:24,434 --> 00:18:27,868
You always take her side.

373
00:18:35,901 --> 00:18:36,934
[GASPS]

374
00:18:44,167 --> 00:18:46,200
It's hormonal.
She can't help it.

375
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,300
[KATIE ROARS]

376
00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:51,434
Leave my hormones out of this.

377
00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:53,434
[ROARS]

378
00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:08,267
[DOORBELL RINGS]

379
00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:13,234
Hi, Katie.
Sorry I'm late.

380
00:19:13,234 --> 00:19:15,534
Late?
I hardly noticed.

381
00:19:18,334 --> 00:19:19,901
 * Her family knows *

382
00:19:19,901 --> 00:19:22,667
 * That anytime soon *

383
00:19:22,667 --> 00:19:24,434
It's only
a teenage phase.

384
00:19:24,434 --> 00:19:26,868
It'll pass.
Someday.

385
00:19:26,868 --> 00:19:28,667
 * Their little lady Katie *

386
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,968
 * Goes ka-boom *

387
00:19:30,968 --> 00:19:33,734
[***]

388
00:19:33,734 --> 00:19:35,267
ANNOUNCER:
 It's Mime Time.

389
00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:37,734
[***]

390
00:19:37,734 --> 00:19:40,300
 Today on Mime Time:

391
00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:43,300
 Pitching in an imaginary
 baseball game.

392
00:19:49,734 --> 00:19:51,300
 The end.

393
00:19:53,467 --> 00:19:54,467
[***]

394
00:19:54,467 --> 00:19:56,534
Gee, Yakko,
I'm confused.

395
00:19:56,534 --> 00:19:57,634
What else is new?

396
00:19:57,634 --> 00:19:59,801
No, I mean
about today's show.

397
00:19:59,801 --> 00:20:02,000
What was the moral of the story?

398
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,400
Good question,
Wakko.

399
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,067
And to learn the answer,
let's consult

400
00:20:05,067 --> 00:20:07,567
the Wheel of Morality.

401
00:20:07,567 --> 00:20:09,934
Wheel of Morality,
turn, turn, turn.

402
00:20:09,934 --> 00:20:12,400
Tell us the lesson
that we should learn.

403
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:13,601
Moral number two.

404
00:20:13,601 --> 00:20:16,400
And the moral
of today's story is:

405
00:20:17,434 --> 00:20:18,968
Don't spit in public.

406
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:21,534
Of course, it all makes
perfect sense now.

407
00:20:21,534 --> 00:20:23,467
Thanks for clearing
that up.

408
00:20:23,467 --> 00:20:25,067
My pleasure.
[WHISTLE BLOWS]

409
00:20:25,067 --> 00:20:26,300
[ALL YELP]

410
00:20:27,133 --> 00:20:29,133
[***]

411
00:20:32,701 --> 00:20:34,701
[***]

412
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:04,400
[SNIFFS]

413
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,968
Did somebody step in something?

414
00:21:06,968 --> 00:21:08,901
ALL:
Ewww.